Fortune Cookie Proposal…
I took my soon to be fiance out for Chinese buffet. It was just a normal night out, but I remember, I was really nervous. She kept asking what was wrong with me and why I was acting so strangely. I had to lie and tell her I was feeling a little sick, so she asked me if I wanted to skip dinner and just go home. I told her that I thought it would pass, and that I’d be fine. We got to the Chinese buffet, and I had to force myself to eat, just so she wouldn’t think anything was wrong, even though I wasn’t very hungry. At some point I excused myself to go to the bathroom. While I was up I got the attention of the waiter and pulled him aside for a second.
Later when we were done eating the waiter came with the bill and the fortune cookies. I handed my girlfriend one of the fortune cookies, but she politely declined. At this point I was freaking out, because I had slipped the waiter a specially designed fortune cookie with the engagement proposal inside. Luckily I kept my wits, and went ahead and opened my own cookie (I had given the waiter two cookies with engagement proposals, because I knew he would bring cookies for both of us, and I didn’t want to confuse which cookie was for who). I nonchalantly looked at the fortune, and said oops, looks like I got your fortune and handed the fortune to my girlfriend to see. She was speechless, but later she told me that she thought it was really cute.

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